I n a time, not to long ago. In a place, not very far away at all. There were three (Johnny Primetime, Maxx Bass, and Lance Wonder), with a vision. This vision, was to free the music from the crippling shackles that restricted and bounded to everlasting monotony.
They desired, something more fulfilling. That would enlighten the minds tainted by the bland atrocities that have blemished the art that is music.
These warriors, set forth with a mission. This mission was to bring back what once was. The faint glimmer of hope that guided them was their only comfort. These warriors soon became known as Salt Lick.