Average Girl

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Infomation

Album

Girl

Release Date

2010

Written By

Salt Lick

Vocals

Juice, Kroch, Wells

Guitar

Wells

Bass

Juice

Keys

Juice

Drums

Kroch

Lyrics

One day in an ordinary place
I turned around and saw your ordinary face
You looked at me and gave me the eye
Come try some sweet potato pie
Here’s a little secret from me to you
She’s got nice ass, but her face is a 2
Come on now baby let’s give it a whirl
I’m so glad I pick an average girl

Chorus:
The only way I can manage to fuck is when I’m
Tossed-up stupid drunk
In the back of my truck
Baby it was love at first sight
I just knew we would fuck tonight

The only way I can manage to fuck is when I’m
Tossed-up stupid drunk
In the back of my truck
You’re just an ordinary average lady
Your kind of dumb and crazy!

Sorry baby to drop you on the street
But it’s time for papa to find some new meat
Baby this was a real hot fling
But a new average girl is humpin’ on my thing
She’s just a plain old jane
She doesn’t care if I remember her name
She really makes me feel alive
When I fuck her in the back
Of my four wheel drive

Chorus

Baby if I could change the world
I would keep you an average girl
I wrote this poopy song just for you
To show you baby that I’m average too
I’m just that kind of guy
Just ask me and I’ll tell you why
The only reason I can manage to fuck
Is when I’m tossed-up, shit faced, fucked up,
throwin’ up, sauced up, burnt out, blacked out
In the back of my truck

Here is the end of my story!

THAT!, the only way I can manage to fuck is when I’m
Tossed-up stupid drunk
In the back of my truck
Baby it was love at first sight
I just knew we would fuck tonight

The only way I can manage to fuck is when I’m
Tossed-up stupid drunk
In the back of my truck
You’re just an ordinary average lady
Your kind of dumb and crazy!

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