Blue Balls

Lyrics

Dudebro Manguy:
So hey there honey pants
Should I buy you a drink
Or should I just give you the money!

Slutress:
Yeah, I’ll take a shot

Dudebro Manguy:
Two shots of Patron please!
(gulp)
So, you want to go back to my place
Or what?

Slutress:
Yeah, I’ve gotta go

Livin’
In a world that is swimmin’ with women
It is really hard not to try and get with ’em
But there’s only one thing that I can give ’em
Almost everytime they won’t let me deliver
What is it your looking for is it money
Cause this game your playing with me ain’t funny
When I’m on the prowl and my pecker is hungry
Your making me look like a dummy

Chorus:
I’ve been trying all damn night just to get with you
But everytime I get real close
You just leave my balls blue!

Now screw it!
I’m just giving up because you won’t do it
It ain’t worth my time to try and pursue it
This should be easy there ain’t much to it
Now I know your style I can see right through it
I could take my chances with someone else
Or I could just take care of myself
I think I will because I’m done with you
Cause I’ll never leave my own balls blue

Chorus