Lesbian

Lyrics

I should have known from the start
When you never wore a skirt
You always wore pleaded slacks
And a cut off flannel shirt
You bought a motorcycle
and I had to drive the ecllipse
You’ve got more hair than I do Hey!
On your upper lip
And I hoped in never would have
Turned out this way
And I keep on searching for the right words to say
But you left me took my manhood and threw it all away
And you just destroyed my ego
When you told me I turned you gay

Lesbian
She’s a lesbian
Lesbian
What a lesbian
Lesbian
Super lesbian
Lesbian

I sat the computer the other day
Just to kill some time
Then you got an instant message
From bigMOMMAtrucker69
It said: to meet me at the snatch patch
It’s karaoke night
So I hopped into the ecllipse and drove to the bar
To try and make it right
At the bar when you got up and sang
I later found out it was K.D. Lang
And I knew there was no way
I could turn you un-gay
So hey! come here and listen to what I got to say
We never did the sex anymore
I now I know why
I thought it was because I was bad in bed
But no! It’s because I’m a guy

Lesbian
She’s a lesbian
Lesbian
What a lesbian
Lesbian
Super lesbian
Lesbian